(Tax and tip included)

This is so much better than steamed hams.

Welcome to an interesting evening of interesting food and even more interesting company.

Bill Oakley, former show runner of “The Simpsons” (yeah, those Simpsons) is somehow teaming up with the freaks at Vector for two evenings of laughs, gaffs, and apps.

Enjoy a seven course dinner with a secret menu of rare regional American foods — so rare you’ve probably never heard of them, let alone tried them -- curated by Bill and the Vector team for maximum delight, surprise, and deliciousness:

• An amuse bouche

• An appetizer

• Another appetizer

• Soup

• A palate cleanser

• An entree

• and a dessert

The meal will be accompanied by a humorous talk and slideshow given by food personality and the three-time Emmy Award winning writer Bill Oakley. Food fans and Simpsons fans, unite!

*This meal will not be vegetarian. We extend our deepest apologies to all of the Lisa Simpsons out there.