This is so much better than steamed hams.

Welcome to an interesting evening of interesting food and even more interesting company.

Bill Oakley, former show runner of “The Simpsons” (yeah, those Simpsons) is somehow teaming up with the freaks at Vector for two evenings of laughs, gaffs, and apps with his touring American Culinary Curiosity Dinner, presented by Stumptown Coffee Roasters on July 19th and 20th.

Enjoy a seven course dinner with a SECRET menu of rare, regional American foods — so rare you’ve probably never heard of them, let alone tried them -- curated by Bill and the Vector team for maximum delight, surprise, and deliciousness. You’ll enjoy:

⚡️ An amuse bouche

⚡️ An appetizer

⚡️ Another appetizer

⚡️ Soup

⚡️ A palate cleanser

⚡️ An entree

⚡️ and a dessert

Upgrade your experience with the optional beverage pairing. Will we give you a plum floating in perfume served in a man’s hat? ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT!

The meal will be accompanied by a humorous talk and slideshow given by food personality and the three-time Emmy Award winning writer Bill Oakley. Foodie fans and Simpsons fans, unite!